Ann Romney for President
As a Republican kingmaker, while I would like Mitt Romney to win, but like Richard Murdoch and all the other GOP teabaggers, I think he is an idiot. As much as I like that Republicans need to be perfect liars and he is pretty awesome at lying, the problem is he gets caught. You see, Dick Cheney never got caught with his lies, and he is my hero. If you look at this picture of the Romneys vacationing at the New Hampshire vacation home, Mitt looks like a scared kid riding on the jet ski for the very first time, while Ann looks like someone in charge. I know most Mormon women are highly submissive wives but this babe looks like she runs the show in the Romney household. Let’s make her president, boys.