July262012
Britain’s new prime minister: Mitt Romney
Dear British people, now that Mormon prophet and GOP candidate Mitt Romney is about to become the US president and he has already confirmed his Anglo-Saxon ties, it is time you threw out your queen and parliament and simply became a state of the United States.  Romney is an expert in running sports events and who will disagree with us Americans that our economies are pretty much like a totally unpredictable cricket match.  In any case, it is clear that Romney does not think you guys deserve to run your own government because for Mormon’s sake, you can’t even run the Olympics.

Britain’s new prime minister: Mitt Romney

Dear British people, now that Mormon prophet and GOP candidate Mitt Romney is about to become the US president and he has already confirmed his Anglo-Saxon ties, it is time you threw out your queen and parliament and simply became a state of the United States.  Romney is an expert in running sports events and who will disagree with us Americans that our economies are pretty much like a totally unpredictable cricket match.  In any case, it is clear that Romney does not think you guys deserve to run your own government because for Mormon’s sake, you can’t even run the Olympics.

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